Hot or Not?

The other morning we had our first frost of the year. After letting Sassy outside to relieve herself, I called Ava over to the window to check out the grass. When she came to the window, though, she wasn't interested in the grass.

She asked, "where's Sassy?"

I pointed in her direction towards the corner of the house.

Ava said, "Sassy's hot!"

Thinking that I was going to have to reiterate to Ava the differences between hot and cold, I took a closer look at Sassy. She was pooping and steam was wafting into the air over her bowel movement. Once again, I had been proven wrong my by 2 1/2 year old daughter. It takes a hot dog to make a hot turd.